August 10, 2008

Death By Treadmill

Issac Hayes was found unciousess next to a still running treadmill today and could not be revived. He was pronounced dead this afternoon at the age of 65. Isaac was a practicing Scientologist who believed he was an immortal spiritual being who will continue to live on beyond the death of the body so headlines shouldn't read Issac Hayes Dead at 65. They should say something like Isaac Hayes' Body Dead But Rebirth Likely.

I dare you to to look that good in chains....

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